Reincarnation

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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Al did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and
    falling to sleep.

    All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl
    standing in front of his bed.

    "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?......and who are you?" he
    asked.

    "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you
    are in heaven."

    "WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.....I'm too
    young." said AL. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back
    immediately."

    "It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a
    hen. You can choose on your own..."

    Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is
    too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running
    around with a rooster can't be that bad.

    "I want to return as a hen." AL replied.

    And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really
    nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna
    blow........then along came the rooster.


    "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it
    feel?"

    "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up."

    "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going
    on. Have you never laid an egg before??"

    "No, how do I do that?" AL asked.


    "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."

    AL clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then

    'Plop' and an egg was on the ground.

    "Wow" AL said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and
    squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on
    the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:

    " AL , for Gods sake wake up,
    you're pooping all over the bed!"
     
  2. aggiezach

    aggiezach Yup...

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    GROSS! :puke: but funny :lol:

    Zach :D
     
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    ewwwww but :lol: as well
     
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    ditto.... :lmao:
     
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    fadingaway1986 I Burn Easily :(

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    hehehe. very funny
     
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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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