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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    A man takes the day off work and

    decides to go out golfing.

    He is on the second hole when he

    notices a frog sitting next to

    the green.

    He thinks nothing of it and is

    about to shoot when he

    hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

    The man looks around and doesn't

    see anyone. Again, he

    hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks

    at the frog and decides to

    prove the frog wrong, puts the

    club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


    He hits it 10 inches from the

    cup. He is shocked. He says

    to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

    You must be a lucky frog, eh?

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

    The man decides to take the frog

    with him to the next hole.

    "What do you think frog?" the

    man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and,

    Boom! Hole in one. The

    man is befuddled and doesn't know

    what to say. By the end

    of the day, the man golfed the

    best game of golf in his life and

    asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.

    " They go to Las Vegas

    and the guy says, "OK frog, now

    what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon

    approaching the roulette table, The man

    asks, "What do you think I should

    bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit

    $3000, black 6."

    Now, this is a

    million-to-one shot to win, but

    after the golf game the man

    figures what the heck.

    Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

    The man takes his winnings and

    buys the best room in the
    hotel. He sits the frog down and

    says, "Frog,! I don't know how to repay you.

    You've won me all this money and

    I am forever grateful."

    The frog replies,

    "Ribbit Kiss Me."

    He figures why not,

    since after all the frog did for

    him, he deserves it. With a

    kiss, the frog turns into a

    gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

    your honor, is how the girl

    ended up in my room. So help me God

    or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."

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