So I just ate some....

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    I come into work, someone left a card and a little present on my chair. The present was a little gold bad with some little items inside, look like candies. I have seen candies given in such bags at weddings before.

    So fast forward a few hours, I open the bag and they feel like jujube candies (you know, those little red ones that taste like raspeberries?). They also smell a little fruity. So I pop one in my mouth, bite down and its hard...

    Within a second, I get this soapy aftertaste.... thats because they are soap! I've rinsed my mouth out a few times and I still have this horrible taste in my mouth.

    Never had my mouth washed out when I was a kid, so I guess there is a first time for everything.

    Just thought I would share... your regular day may now resume
     
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    :puke: ewww.. nice thought but they could have left a note...
     
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    Sometime in your past, you probably said something to deserve that, it was just late coming.
     
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    You could always change your user name to Bubbles. :lmao::lol::lmao:
     
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    Funny thing... as I was rinsing out my mouth in the cafeteria, there were bubbles in the sink. People were looking at my strange, but then, they always look at me strange. :)

    Hey, for all the crap I said and did, if this is all I get, I'm happy :D
     
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    That is classic. I am going to have to remember that.

    Thanks for the afternoon laugh.

    Michael
     
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    Awesome! That's frakkin' hilarious!
     
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    Haahahahah :lol:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Ok, so I rinsed my mouth out multiple times. I took coffee. I chewed gum.
    I still have a taste in my mouth.

    I went to a lebanese restaurant and had a garlic pita... thinking that would just kill any taste in my mouth, good or bad, and replace with garlic. I'll then build from there.

    Now I have a garlic soap taste...

    I'm thinking my wife is going to make me sleep on the couch tonight
     
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    Can you really blame her, please pass on my best wishes to her and tell her how we feel for her at this time.
     
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    Maybe you should market the "Garlic Soap" taste, as a parental punishment device for little kids that dont stop playing nintendo at bed time. :lol:
     

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