Staff Meeting (joke, almost 100% safe)

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Staff Meeting

    The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

    The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List.




    With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

    The top ten were:

    10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

    8. Viagra, Like a rock!

    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

    3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

    2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!


    And the unanimous number one slogan:


    1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.
     
  2. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    LMAO heheh they are good, nice one :)
     
  3. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    [​IMG] :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: [​IMG]
    [​IMG] Ahh they were great!
     
  4. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Ok... why don't the imported smilies work for me?
     
  5. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    They have to be a url...such as http://www.goofyimage.jpg..and wrapped in img tags.

    As for the joke...#7 really made me laugh.
     
  6. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hahahahaha very good :D::D:D:D
     
  7. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    hehehe

    But what about "Viagra, Just Do It"?
     
  8. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    Hmm... I think it may be possible to think of another long the lines of the old "A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat" jiggle. But it may be too early in the morning.
     
  9. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :lmao: Apparently they missed that one.
     
  10. graigdavis

    graigdavis TPF Noob!

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    Viagra, The quicker picker upper
     
  11. JonMikal

    JonMikal TPF Noob!

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    maybe they need viagra to get up and going?
     
  12. photo gal

    photo gal TPF Noob!

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    How about Viagra, takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' ???
     

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