The Buttocks

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    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
    severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
    skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
    donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the
    doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

    The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the
    skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their
    secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

    After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new
    face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends
    and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

    One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
    her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
    you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she
    replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you
    on the cheek".
     
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