The completely off-topic thread

[Dmitri]

I don't care who you are .. that has GOT to hurt!

 

[malkav41]

Like a Sunday in Salem.

 

[spiffybeth]

****

 

[Dmitri]

Hold it farther away, like this. Good!

 

[malkav41]

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

 

[Dmitri]

Of course gummi bears want more from life.

 

[malkav41]

Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig!

 

[malkav41]

Never go around with an open mind, Someone is bound to throw garbage into it!

 

[malkav41]

I found Jimmy Hoffa, he was in the linen closet with all the lost left socks!

 

[Dmitri]

Do strawberries taste the same to a dog as they do to humans? One of the most pondered questions in history I bet.

 

[malkav41]

I hear that everything tastes like chicken (ie snake, frogs legs, etc) If that is so then what the h3ll does chicken taste like!

 

[Dmitri]

There's a light over at the Frankenstein place!

 

[malkav41]

Well first you go rip rip rip
Then you go snip snip snip
Then you whip in a zip zip zip
Split it up to the hip hip hip
And as you strip strip strip
Oh you quiver, shiver, for that soft caress
As you slip slip slip
Into that little black dress

That minimal (minimal)
Criminal (criminal)
Siniful little black dress!

 

[Dmitri]

If turkeys knew karate, would they eat us on thanksgiving?

 

[malkav41]

If a man is alone in the woods, and says something, and there isn't a woman around to hear it. Is he still wrong?