Winders xp - Redneck Edition

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  1. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    Winders XP: Redneck Edition!
    SPECIAL PRESS RELEASE:
    A special Arkansas edition of Windows XP has been developed.

    It is distinguished by the unique opening screen. It reads:
    WINDERS XP, and has a a Dukes of Hazzard screen saver.

    Other differentiating features:

    The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"

    My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"

    Dial up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"

    Control Panel is known as the "The Dashboard"

    Hard Drive is referred to as "4- Wheel Drive"

    Floppies are "them little ol plastic disc thangs"

    Instead of an error message a "garbage bag and roll of duct
    tape" pops up.


    CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN ARKANSAS EDITION:




    OK . . . . . . . . . . ats aw-right
    Cancel . . . . . . . stopdat
    Reset . . . . . . . try er agin
    Yes . . . . . . . . yep
    No . . . . . . . . . . noop
    Find . . . . . . . . hunt fer it
    Go to. . . . . . . . over yonder
    Back . . . . . . . . back yonder
    Help . . . . . . . . hep me out here
    Stop . . . . . . . kwitit
    Start . . . . . . . crank er up
    Settings . . . . . settins
    Programs . . . . . .stuff at duz stuff
    Documents . . . .stuff ah done did




    Also note that ARKANSAS EDITION doe s not recognize capital
    letters or punctuation marks.
    Some programs that are exclusive to Winders XP:
    Tiperiter . . . . . . . A word processing program
    Colerin book . . . . . a graphics program
    cyferin mersheen . . . Calculator
    outhouse paper . . . . notepad
    iner-net . . . . . . . Microsoft Explorer 5.5
    pichers . . . . . . . . A graphics viewer
    I hope this helps all y'all!
    Billy Bob Gates
    Head Honcho
     
  2. Xmetal

    Xmetal TPF Noob!

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  3. GerryDavid

    GerryDavid No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Hehe, they could probably make some money in the south and some other spots if they really did make a program like that, hehe.
     

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