Women's emancipation...for the single woman

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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Once upon a time

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    In a land far far away,


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    A beautiful, independent,

    Self-assured princess


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    Happened upon a frog as she sat

    Contemplating ecological issues

    On the shores of an unpolluted pond

    In a verdant meadow near her castle.


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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap

    And said: " Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince,

    Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


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    One kiss from you, however,

    And I will turn back

    Into the dapper, young prince that I am


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    And then, my sweet, we can marry


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    And set up housekeeping in your castle


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    With my mother,


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    Where you can prepare my meals,


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    Clean my clothes, bear my children,


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    And forever feel


    Grateful and happy doing so. "

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    That night,

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    As the princess dined sumptuously

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    On lightly sauteed frog legs

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    Seasoned in a white wine

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    And onion cream sauce,

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    She chuckled and thought to herself:

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    I don't f------ think so.​
     
  2. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    Somebody doesn't understand gender role assignment very well now do they? ;)
     
  3. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :er: :playball:

    Do I have to hurt you tonight? Cuz I will. I don't care if it's going on 2am, I can still whoop some butt at this hour.
     
  4. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    You say the nicest things - normally I'd have to pay for that sort of attention :spank:
     
  5. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :lol: :whip:
     
  6. The_Traveler

    The_Traveler Completely Counter-dependent Supporting Member

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    Someone doesn't understand that this is 2007 not 1957

    Or maybe it is, in Corrieland.
     
  7. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    So...what exactly is that supposed to mean?
     
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    The_Traveler Completely Counter-dependent Supporting Member

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    That 'modern' marriages don't universally come with society's expectation that the female does all the cooking, cleaning and child raising. It did in 1957 but not now.

    That particular frog has been dead for a while.
     
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    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Nurse, we have a bad case of sense of humour failure









































    :greenpbl::lol::lmao:
     
  10. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    You're right, doctor, whatever shall we do?
     
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    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Here is a dollar, $1.00
    quick take it to the local joke shop and buy a new one
     
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    ignoramoose TPF Noob!

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