5.....4....3....2....1...

[Hertz van Rental]

Maybe they are but I am assured that they are healthier than the real thing.

 

[Avis]

A lot cheaper too. And what happens to the Government research money you save? How about that yacht in the Bahamas?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Ungrateful wretch. You were nothing before I discovered you. Just lying around in a tree picking your nose. I've given you a home, a new tyre swing, healthy bananas - not to mention an education.

 

[Avis]

And to show my gratitude I've given you fleas in return. I p*ss in your cofee pot every morning too.
I think I might be able to sue you for giving me RSI...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I think it's time to do some research on monkey testicles.
Nurse! The restraints and some big knives, please.

 

[Avis]

Eeek!!




Or should that be 'Oook!'?

 

[Mansi]

congrats on the 5k

 

[Meysha]

Someone bored again?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

When it's very quiet I tend to talk to myself - though I draw the line at playing.

 

[Artemis]

You do? hmm...my whole perseptions outa wack!

 

[Rob]

Congrats spam monkey man.