A bit of Humour ! ! !

Lensmeister · Dec 31, 2005

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married,
so
Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely
walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I
want
to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith re plies, "Well
Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In
Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance.. Jenny makes 5 bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week.

That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr.
Smith
says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all figured
out.

I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of
you should have little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
far..."

Mr. Smith doesn't think the little **** is adorable anymore

duncanp · Dec 31, 2005

:thumbup: nice one

Alexandra · Dec 31, 2005

SlySniper · Dec 31, 2005

I LOL'ed!

Alexandra · Dec 31, 2005

i've one too.

A man, call him Joe, went to his son said "young fella, I will decide who you'll get married to"
"but father, I'm old enough to decide myself"
"Did I tell you it was Bill Gates' daughter?"
"ah, well in that case...Ok"

So then Joe goes to Bill gates and says "Old man, I think your daughter should get married to my son."
"Aw, come on. She can decide by herself. And what makes him a good choice, anyway?"
"Did I tell you he was the VP of the hugest bank in the country?"
"ah, well in that case...Ok."

So Joe takes an appointement with the country's hugest bank's President and says "Sir, I have a perfect candidate for the VP's position"
"But we already have a VP and he does an awesome job. Why would we need an other one?"
"Did I tell you he was Bill Gates' son in law?"