A Marshmallow and a Smartie..

[PlasticSpanner]

are talking at work...

Smartie says " Hey, come to a club with us tonight!"
The Marshmallow replies "Nah! I always get picked on & beaten up"
Smartie "No mate! Stick with me & I'll look after you. No one messes with me!"

The Marshmallow reluctantly agrees and meets the Smartie later at the night club.

They are at the bar when a packet of Lockets walks in, kicks the Marshmallow to the floor & proceeds to beat him. Seeing this the Smartie dives under the nearest table & hides!

After a while the Lockets get bored & move on to find another victim & the Smartie & the Marshmallow climb back to thier feet!

"DAMMIT!" Says the Marshmallow "You said you'd look after me & no one messes with you!"

"Yeah" says the Smartie sheepishly. " But those Lockets, they're menthol!"

 

[lostprophet]

HEY!!!!

there is a rule around here that states only I can post awful jokes

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Yep, that's right!

Only you do post awful jokes!

 

[Corry]

HEY!!!!

there is a rule around here that states only I can post awful jokes

^^He's right, you know.

 

[Corry]

Yep, that's right!

Only you do post awful jokes!

^^HE'S right, you know.

 

[GoM]

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