Alecia's Boredom thread

[fadingaway1986]

Oh my god. I'm so bored...

Someone entertain me.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Certainly not. Make your own entertainment like the rest of us.
I collect belly button fluff to make jumpers for shaven monkeys. MD collects young ladies underwear for the needy. Mygrain... well we won't talk about what HE does. Photogodess has her little dungeon, and Ferny stuffs giraffes into small boxes (a bit like a ship in a bottle but you have to muck them out more) - presumably for charity.
You really should get a hobby too.
Suggestions anyone?

(Quiet, Ceno. You're suggestive enough already)




Oh all right. I'll do a bit of juggling for you in a while - and maybe some magic tricks. You'll be amazed at where I can pull rabbits out of....

 

[Artemis]

I hunt, and then wresle wild animals such as foxes, then once our battle is over, the winner gets a pint of scotch

 

[luckydog]

entertain you!?!
What do you want? Something erotic, exotic or just plain silly?

 

[Artemis]

entertain you!?!
What do you want? Something erotic, exotic or just plain silly?

Depends who you are I guess.....

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I thought they all came to pretty much the same thing

 

[Artemis]

I thought they all came to pretty much the same thing

I repeat...depends who you are I guess....

 

[Hertz van Rental]

So it's just me that finds the exotic foolishly erotic then?
(Or is it that I find the erotic exotically foolish? Or am I foolishly thinking about esoteric rhetoric? I think he was an actor but I haven't seen any of his films except the ones he hasn't been in. Oops! I think I need adjusting)

 

[Artemis]

So it's just me that finds the exotic foolishly erotic then?
(Or is it that I find the erotic exotically foolish? Or am I foolishly thinking about esoteric rhetoric? I think he was an actor but I haven't seen any of his films except the ones he hasn't been in. Oops! I think I need adjusting)

*And then suddenly, as if all hit with a giant light bulb, everyone realises the extent of the damage when Artemis had pushed Hertz down the stairs just a few hours ago*

 

[luckydog]

Sorry Artemis i can't feed you anymore information or i'll be done for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
But a hint....You'll find a picture of me in the TPF GUYS not GIRLS thread, so don't get too excited!!!

 

[Unimaxium]

So it's just me that finds the exotic foolishly erotic then?
(Or is it that I find the erotic exotically foolish? Or am I foolishly thinking about esoteric rhetoric? I think he was an actor but I haven't seen any of his films except the ones he hasn't been in. Oops! I think I need adjusting)

:scratch:

 

[Corry]

Sorry Artemis i can't feed you anymore information or i'll be done for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
But a hint....You'll find a picture of me in the TPF GUYS not GIRLS thread, so don't get too excited!!!

And a fiiiine picture that is....

 

[Hertz van Rental]

And a fiiiine picture that is....

That explains why your cable was out earlier. You shorted it out with drool.

 

[fadingaway1986]

wow... people replied. (although i had already gotten bored and gone to bed by that stage)

 

[photogoddess]

Duh! They were all bored too!