any Scots here (adult joke)

[ferny]

A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to
the druggist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded
cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he
unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it.
He holds it up.



"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.



"Six pence," says the pharmacist.



"How much for a new one?"



"Ten pence."



The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana,
places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door
of the pharmacy.
A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout.
The Scot walks into the pharmacy again and back to the pharmacist.



"The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says. "We'll have a new one."

 

[Don Simon]

:stun:




...eww...

 

[ferny]

You have to understand that over here Scots are teased for being stingey.

 

[lostprophet]

 

[Pirate]

Now that's funny !

 

[doenoe]

hehe thats just nasty............funny though

 

[Alex_B]

lol

 

[Antarctican]

(giggle)

 

[midget patrol]

 

[Dougie]

We're not really tight, it's the English who really are, they blame us to take the heat off themselves lol. By the way, I like the joke.