Caption needed for this one

[chris foxe]

always up for a laugh so how about having a go at a caption for this one.
( its a statue in my garden )

or this one spotted at a local supermarket

 

[Alzran]

Piston broke, or pissed and broke? Hmmmm. Forget it, I'll just eat this caterpillar.

 

[ronlane]

"You've been 'stached."

"Mad Bro?"

 

[Amocholes]

I've been accused of having a caterpillar on my upper lip but never quite so literally!

 

[baturn]

Buddha plays the blues!

 

[Stradawhovious]

First one... "Why you gotta be all up in my grill?"

 

[Borad]

I'm not sure about this organic tooth polish.