condoms

[ferny]

Imagine if all major brands & retailers started making their own condoms and
keeping the same tagline...

Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hardwork.

Hanfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

 

[Karalee]

I remember the kiwi had a few of those.... complete with the actual condom wrapper. Very funny

 

[Hertz van Rental]

MacDonalds - I'm lovin' it.
Cinzanno - any time, any place, any where.
Kodak - it's a Kodak moment.

 

[Corry]

What about Milk? "Does a body good!"

 

[mentos_007]

... heh and what about Mentos commercial and tagline? ... The Freshmaker...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Hmmm... mint flavoured condoms. They've probably been made. I've even seen Pina colada flavour and lager & lime...

 

[Corry]

Hmmm... mint flavoured condoms. They've probably been made. I've even seen Pina colada flavour and lager & lime...

Yes, there are mint ones...er..I mean...yeah, I'm sure there are mint ones. As well as chocolate, banana, cherry....

 

[Hertz van Rental]

cherry....

Cherry? Surely if you were using a condom then you wouldn't still have a che... oh, flavour. Right!

 

[kelox]

... and lager & lime...

Hertz, I have got to hang out with you sometime my man. :hail: :hail: :hail: :hail:

 

[Meysha]

Do not try the licorice ones. They are a health hazard. uke2:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What about the glow in the dark one's?

 

[Xmetal]

Holden Condoms - Drive On :twisted:

Ford Condoms - Can't Get Enough of This

 

[Corry]

Holden Condoms - Drive On :twisted:

Ford Condoms - Can't Get Enough of This

Chevy condoms -Like a ROCK!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Chevy condoms -Like a ROCK!

That would mean that it's gone over it's sell by date so you shouldn't use it. Or perhaps a manufacturing fault so they will have to be recalled.


Microsoft Windows condoms.... you just know they are going to stop working at the worst possible moment. I don't think your partners going to be to impressed by you trying to reboot it just then, either.

 

[Rob]

eBay condoms: Buy it, Sell it, Love it
Nintendo condoms: Now you're playing with power
Dell condoms: Easy as Dell
AOL condoms: Welcome to the World Wide Wow
Timex condoms: It takes a licking and keeps on ticking
TSB condoms: The condoms that like to say yes
Heinz condoms: 57 varieties
Bird's Eye condoms: They're waffley versatile
Pringles condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
Allinsons condoms: w'nowt taken out
Dr Pepper condoms: what's the worst that could happen?
Readybreak condoms: central heating for kids
Branflakes condoms: They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty / They're very tasty
Trebor condoms: A minty bit stronger
Bassetts condoms: One two many and you might turn Bertie
Electrolux condoms: Nothing sucks like an electrolux
Gillette condoms: the best a man can get
Cunard condoms: getting there is half the fun
Esso condoms: put a tiger in your tank
British army condoms: be the best

and my favourite

Bose condoms: it looks small until you turn it on