Famous Photographer Goes To Dinner Party

[Politically Incorrect]

A famous and talented Photographer was invited to a dinner party.

When he arrived the hostess said to him;
"I've seen some of your photos, they are wonderful, you must have a great camera."

As the famous Photographer was leaving, he said to the hostess;
"The food was wonderful, you must have a great stove."

 

[AlanKlein]

My wife whispered to me the other morning, "Gee, I'm glad we got that new bed, dear."

 

[webestang64]

During a photo show in the 90's I had a similar comment on my photos. "Love your photos you must have a really expensive camera". The photos were taken with a $10 Argus 620.

 

[Politically Incorrect]

My wife whispered to me the other morning, "Gee, I'm glad we got that new bed, dear."

just so long as it wasnt
"go mow the lawn", it's all good.

 

[AlanKlein]

just so long as it wasnt
"go mow the lawn", it's all good.

 

[cgw]

A friend collects Soviet era samizdat humor. Among my faves:
"Under capitalism, man exploits man.
Under socialism, it's just the other way around."

 

[otherprof]

A friend collects Soviet era samizdat humor. Among my faves:
"Under capitalism, man exploits man.
Under socialism, it's just the other way around."

One of my favorites: A man wants to have a phone installed in his apartment. He is told the first appointment available is 7 years, 2 months and 3 days in the future. "What time will he be there?" he asks. "What difference does that make?" he is asked. "I have the plumber coming in the morning," he answered,