Ferrari Sack Pit Crew

[Chickenhawk]

[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The Ferrari Formula 1 Team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in eightseconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.
Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.
As most races are won or lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for eight bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.[/FONT]

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

This is not good at all.
First they loose Schumacher and Todt, now this. They really think a group of hooligans will do the job? They will lack the discipline needed for this.

Meh.












:greenpbl:

 

[newrmdmike]

serious?! no i think not?

 

[PlasticSpanner]

:lmao:

I think you have to understand what is meant by youths from Liverpool!

I also think it was very irrispnsible of Ferrari to loose Schuey! I mean, did they forget where they left him or something!

 

[lostprophet]

:lmao:

I think you have to understand what is meant by youths from Liverpool!

I also think it was very irrispnsible of Ferrari to loose Schuey! I mean, did they forget where they left him or something!