Firewood

[woodsac]

"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm callin to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they split
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.

Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"

"Did they split yer farwood?" "Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


(Who says rednecks ain't real bright?!)

 

[terri]

lmao @ "farwood"..... perfect!!!

Thanks for that one, Woody.

 

[anicole]

from one who knows ...

 

[Rob]

Excellent!

Rob

 

[Andrea K]

:lmao:

 

[kelox]

Sweet!!!!

 

[LittleMan]

:lmao: Awesome!


:mrgreen:

 

[mentos_007]

ahhhh

 

[leewald]

kinda reminds me of another similar joke.
This man and wife were sleeping one night when they heard some strange noises coming from their small tool shed outside. They looked out the window and saw that a burglar was trying to open the door. So the man called 911. After explaining everything, the operator said: "we can't spare any police officers right now. Just stay inside and no one will get hurt.
So the man waited 2 minutes, and called again. "Don't worry about the burglar. I just shot him". Half a minute later there were 2 police cars at the scene. After the cuffed the burglar, one officer confronted the man. "I thought you said you'd shot him". The man replied: "I thought you siad there was no one available".