i think i got it from emotioneric.com years ago. i was going through my livejournal and found it. it's amusing. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? Open the door, put in the elephant, close the door. How do you get a girraffe into a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the girraffe, close the door. The king of the jungle called a meeting of all the animals in the world. One didn't show up. Who? The girraffe, because it was stuck in the fridge. You're walking through the jungle and come across an alligator infested river. How do you get across? Swim, all the alligators are at the meeting.