HELP!! I GOT CHASED BY A GOOSE

[yankeefan]

I was at a park today, and I was shooting some geese, so anyways, I was lying on the ground and this ggose comes charging at me.. He did reach me, but it seems like I have had Nature to turn on me..

1. I was chased my a beaver in Nov. 06
2. Chased by a raccoon in Nov. 06
3. Flogged(sp) ny a Mama Bird July 07
4. Chased by a :xdamn:x goose, today..

Has this happended to anyone else..

 

[~Stella~]

Ha - geese will do that, more often than not. Where do you think they got the term "goosed?"

 

[Senor Hound]

Did he do the thing where he lowered his neck and hissssssed at you?

I had one do that to me. I was like 20 feet away from him, too! They sure are territorial little honkers!

 

[Corry]

It's because you're a yankee fan. Mother Nature is clearly smart enough to be a Cubs fan.

 

[Senor Hound]

It's because you're a yankee fan. Mother Nature is clearly smart enough to be a Cubs fan.

I don't think anything is on the Cubs side since its been almost 100 years since they won a championship...

That was mean... I apologize.

 

[Corry]

I don't think anything is on the Cubs side since its been almost 100 years since they won a championship...

That was mean... I apologize.

Wait...WHO is in first place in the NL Central standings?

That's right, baby...my CUBBIES!

 

[Senor Hound]

Wait...WHO is in first place in the NL Central standings?

That's right, baby...my CUBBIES!

That's because its not October. But in all seriousness, I'm cheering for them also. I just gotta throw out some flak, that's all