how well do we know each other..?

Archangel said:
Tom Selleck....lol :lol: your mad!

No ... she's THE QUEEN!

Do a search, Angelbaby ... I believe the thread was 'things you never knew about me' or something like that ... a few months ago ...


Ms. Carolyn became The Legend that day. We (at least all the girls) will forever remember the day we knew ... KNEW that we were in the presence of Greatness. She has been where the rest of us only dream of trodding ...

She's the one ... like a pitcher pitching a shut out ... you leave her to her zone ... you know ... everyone knows ...

I still get tears ... I'm still in awe!
 
oh ok...i get it now... wow PG you did good there.... i also had to look up fluffer.... lol hobbes :lol:
 
hey chase, since you graced us with your presense..you need to to do this list too...

hi hobbes!!

pg... how many bow-y guys makes a point???

and can i say, tom selleck....( oh my god..you got to touch him..the man the myth the legend..the fantasy...)

kiss him???? man myth legend that he is...

and i hold you in high high esteme..... i would wear a shirt that said, ask me about how well tom sellek kisses...just ask me...

i would tattoo a pic of him nude across my torso....

i would drive a ferrari ( red) in his honor....

dang..... if he calls you...ever ... i mean ever.... just tell him to say my name...it can be to you...just let me know he did it.... i can wallow in that for years...( hi, i'm aprilraven, and tom selleck said my name once....)

good morning, i'm april, tom selleck wants me.....can i help you??
 
SOMEBODY CALL 911!! Aprilraven's comatose and drooling on her keyboard!

Anicole, help her. *Damn, Anicole's out too*

Okay, a guy then, get help. *Dang, they're all daydreaming over the fluffer reference*

Now see all the trouble you've caused, PG!
 
i thru drooling now..thanks for the slap in the face from the penguin you sent down here.. i appreciate it...

whew... i feel better now..
 
No problemo. But I'm sorry about the fish smell the penguin left behind. I guess that can be embarrassing to explain.

(get your MIND outta the gutter)
 
oh..no... now the thread will be going down the drain....

go ahead...fish jokes...hertz..get avis..... he will dig this...
 
Four jobs I have had in my life:

1. Swamper/delivery truck helper/driver
2. Car Wash Guy
3 Designing Oil Rigs
4. Designing Oil Rig Shelters

Four movies I have watched over and over:

1. LOTR EE versions
2. Caddy Shack
3. Snatch
4. Fight Club

Four places I have lived:

1. Edmonton
2.
3.
4.


Four TV shows I watch:

1. ER
2. House
3. Anything on Discovery (How it's made, Myth Busters)
4. Simpsons/Family Guy


Four places I have been on vacation:

1. Costa Rica
2. Jamaica
3. Mexico
4. USA

Four websites I visit daily

1. TFP
2. Domai
3. Priceless420
4. CadTutor or BalzerOwners

Four of my favorite foods:

1. Old Dutch Taco Chips
2. Chocolate Milk
3. Steak with Montreal Steak Spice
4. Chicken with Montreal Chicken Spice


Four places I would rather be right now

1. Tropical Beach
2. Banff
3. Jasper
4. Home in Bed (I'm sick)


Four people i would love to have call me on the phone

1. My Wife
2. Craig McTavish (Oilers coach, so I could yell at him)
3. Wayne Gretzky
4. I don't' like phone calls

Four things you do as a ritual every day..

1. Take a Shower
2. Play with the dog
3. Hug my Wife
4. Check the Sky...the truth is out there

what is your four ways to escape from the world

1. Watch a movie
2. Play video games (not very often)
3. Take Photos
4. TFP

Four things you would change about the world

1. More Old Dutch Taco Chips
2. More Chocolate Milk
3. Worldwide enlightenment
4. More days to drink green beer

Four of your favorite songs/albums

1. Tragically Hip - Fully Completely
2. Tragically Hip - Live Between Us
3. Sayer Brown - Outskirts of Town
4. Captain Tractor - East of Edson (or Bought the Farm)

Four tpf'ers you would like to interview

1. Hertz
2. Digital Matt
3. Vonagy
4. KSMattfish
 
Four jobs I have had in my life:

1. Cereal killer (you don't think Kellogs use live corn, do you?)
2. Tom Selleck's moustache trimmer.
3 Tom Selleck's moustache's stunt double.
4. Tom Selleck's moustache.

Four movies I have watched over and over:

1. Bambi II - The Beginning.
2. Texas Chain-Store Manager.
3. How To Play The Ukelele.
4. Any of the mud-wrestling movies Photogal has made.

Four places I have lived:

1. In a small tin labelled 'sardines'.
2. Under a rock.
3. Under an illusion.
4. Vladivostock.


Four TV shows I watch:

1. I don't have a TV.
2. I've told you I don't have a TV.
3. Honestly, I am TV-less.
4. Countdown.


Four places I have been on vacation:

1. Tetanus.
2. Smallpox.
3. Tuberculosis.
4. Rabies.

(Sorry! I thought it said 'vaccination' :blushing: )

Four websites I visit daily

1. TPF.
2. The University of Bums on Seats.
3. The Photogal mud-wrestling tribute blog.
4. Tom Selleck for beginners.

Four of my favorite foods:

1. Sushi.
2. Tongue.
3. Anything creamy.
4. Spam.


Four places I would rather be right now

1. That all depends upon where I am right now.
2. It appears to be some kind of hole....
3. It's certainly very damp....
4. And it smells funny.


Four people i would love to have call me on the phone

1. Alexander Graham Bell.
2. God.
3. Elvis.
4. You.

Four things you do as a ritual every day..

1. Dry my socks.
2. Unblock the drains.
3. Fill my underpants with custard.
4. Make my socks moist.

what is your four ways to escape from the world

1. By rocket ship.
2. Transmigration.
3. Transmogrification.
4. But surely it is more a case of the world escaping from me?

Four things you would change about the world

1. It's colour.
2. It's size.
3. It's shape.
4. Fewer multiple personalities on TPF.

Four of your favorite songs/albums

1. Yes, we have no bananas.
2. In the mood.
3. She lived next door to the firehouse (and the fire bell went clang clang)
4. Tom Selleck's White album.

Four tpf'ers you would like to interview

1. ********
2. **********
3. ************
4. ********

Someone can have fun working those out :mrgreen:
 
avis... i just spewed... thought i would tell ya....

tom sellecks white album...went to my knees..thankyouverymuch...

your answers are just classic... i have so missed you...

(what do you mean fewer multipersonalities on here??? i like all my multi personalities.....how could i ditch one or two??)
 
Hertz van Rental said:
I think you have got it wrong there. Isn't it Avis who is supposed to say 'thank you' when you assume that position? :lol:

avis has never said thank you to me in any postition....:lol:

( actually...come to think of it.....no one has....:er: )
 

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