First off, HELLO GORGEOUS! You look beautiful here. Sure a smile would have been "prettier" but this expression really makes me wonder what you're thinking. I don't mind it at all. I love your background. beautiful colors.
Second, I nearly squealed in delight when I read this thread title.
Third, Too bad we don't live closer, then we could play dress up together and not have to worry about self timers, but since we don't I suppose all I can do is offer my focusing method. I don't have a remote so what I have been doing is marking my spot on the floor with a nickel I can stand on, placing a tripod/lights and set to my height over the center of my marker focus on that and then move it. Focus hasn't really been an issue since I started that. Then I set my camera to take like 10 shots at a time.
As for the wrapping, I tried it with a different piece of fabric and it didn't go well at all, no one will ever see those photos lol! Luckily I was only photographing the dress before hair and make up in case it didn't work!
Aww you're too sweet, thanks! It's a shame we don't live closer. Can you imagine the fun we'd have, two grown women dressing up like little girls?

The first 20 or so I tossed because of focus, the other 30+ I tossed because I can't stand the way I photograph

I swear I always look weird I'm so picky.
...wanting to see how it looks with the open sweater and the underneath cream-colored shirt removed...
You can undress a model in a photograph?

I read that the SAME way, I was like whoa Derrel!! Then I got it lol.
Here's my impression of a "smile" but I didn't like the angle of my face. Just showing that I do, indeed, attempt to smile at times