i agree with you. it is rubbish. im more on thinking of what would make it art, or considered art. 5 a.m. time to go to work.
why are you so concerned what will make it art? To make up for the lack of skill behind the photography, or other reasons? I still don't understand why you aren't concerned with learning how to take better pictures, you know, as a photographer.
honestly, if you have to ask if something is art, then we both know it's not.
but then again, what do it know:
Silford With A Twist Photograph by Brad Walters - Silford With A Twist Fine Art Prints and Posters for Sale
That website seems to be full of people who couldn't takea good photo to save their lives, then just beat it even futher with PS filters, and get tons of praise for their efforts in the comments. They also apparently sell the monstrosities.