It's Christmas!

[Rob]

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.

He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.

With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when,on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding.

Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second. He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Argggggh!

 

[bace]

WOnh wooooo......

 

[Corry]

I don't get it.

 

[Rob]

Hamper:

 

[Alison]

Ahhhhhh, it makes so much more sense now

 

[Corry]

Ohhhhh! Ok. Now I get it.

 

[aprilraven]

:mrgreen: that was good.....really.

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Don't you have hampers over there?

 

[Alison]

Don't you have hampers over there?

We sure do, and they look like this....

 

[PlasticSpanner]

So what do you do for picnic hampers? Take the woollens out to the park?

 

[photogoddess]

We call them picnic baskets

 

[woodsac]

So what do you do for picnic hampers? Take the woollens out to the park?

We've cleared up the hamper thing...what's a woollen?

 

[Rob]

We've cleared up the hamper thing...what's a woollen?

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define:+woollen&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

 

[woodsac]

Well I know what wool is. So...is a woolen basically a blanket?