LOL, Derrel. I just noticed that even in my avatar pic, my forehead is a stop brighter than the rest of my face. I think that just light placement though.
I hope that doesn't happen any time soon, Robin. If that whole 'father of your mother' thing is true, I won't lose any - it will just all go white.
The shirt is in the laundry now, so I'm going from memory...
It never complains if you trade if in for a newer model
You can have one at home and one on the road
Doesn't mind if you go to sleep after using it
OK, after that I had to look at the picture at 100%...
You can trade your 44 in for two 22's
You can have a silencer for your handgun
A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is
A handgun won't complain if you are a "little fast on the trigger"