I always knew spam was good for something (it isnt edible).
I like many of my counterparts from the ameraican military still have one live round in our dressers. Saving it for the man who invented spam the food...
Well you got to laugh at it, or find the guy whoop his a**
Im to old to hunt spammers, though I did give some thought to hunting spamalope. They are tricky beasts. But Spamalope are safe from lions cause lions only eat meat.