Lightbulb Jokes

unpopular · May 30, 2012

How many Leica users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They hire a servant for that sort of thing.

How many Sony users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to press the 'change lightbulb' button. Based on 75 year-old lightbulb technology, the lightbulb will now turn on faster than any other lightbulb in it's class; but you'll need to buy Sony's special lightbulbs from now on, will only work in JPEG mode, burns at -1/3 EV, and you won't be able to see anything in low light.

How many Nikon users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nikon users only change ISO. It looks like garbage by comparison, but it doesn't take any effort.

How many Canon users does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and two others to troll Nikon and Sony user forums to brag about how Canon users can change lightbulbs.

How many HDR photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the lightbulb and thirty others to convince everyone that the room is now filled with expensive, designer furniture. Should anyone notice that same, old, tweed couch from Goodwill, be prepared for an angry mob calling you dirty names.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but I don't know how they got in there.

jake337 · May 30, 2012

How many managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they love to keep their workers in the dark....

Compaq · May 30, 2012

How many Swedes does it take to change a light-bulb?

5, one to hold it, and four to turn the ladder around.

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480sparky · May 30, 2012

How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He climbs the ladder, grabs the bulb..... then drinks till the room starts to spin.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Pffffft. Bulbs are what gardeners put in the ground. We're electricians...... we change lamps!

draggar · May 30, 2012

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two but getting them in there is the tricky part.

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How many border collies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb,
2 to hold the ladder,
2 to rewire the house to code and high efficiency cables and solar panels
2 to re-engineer a better ladder
1 to supervise the project
1 to make sure everyone sticks together
1 more to alert their humans of all the dogs in the house

unpopular · May 30, 2012

How many activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Activists don't change anything!!

KenC · May 30, 2012

Those are funny, unpopular, but the real answer for most Canon and Nikon users is that they never change a light bulb, they just sit in the dark and argue with each other.

Designer · May 30, 2012

KenC said:
Those are funny, unpopular, but the real answer for most Canon and Nikon users is that they never change a light bulb, they just sit in the dark and argue with each other.

WE DO NOT!