LP, you've got three threads in off-topic

[GoM]

One might call it a hat trick

 

[Tangerini]

Everyone has to succeed somewhere

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Remember the instructions that came with the mogwai?

Don't feed them after midnight...
Don't get them wet...
---and I'm sure their must have been another one about posting threads attracting their attention

Now you just know how this is going to end don't you...

 

[lostprophet]

think I might have to change my user name