Need help with a joke!!!

[domromer]

I need a really long coffee order. It's for a joke and I don't drink anything but plain coffee.

Something like

double tall skinny latte with foam...that sort of thing but really long and silly.

Can anyone help me out.

It's a long story but I offered to buy a friend a coffee last week and It took me like 3 minutes to write down her entire order.

I'd like to do the same to her this week.

 

[Fangman]

How about "Columbian but make sure no trace of crack and from "Fair Trade" supplier, decaf with cream (homogonised) with a sprinkling of chocolate, providing it isn't dark and produced from an eco-friendly source that has replanted any virgin forest destroyed. Make sure the container is bio-degradable as you don't trust the washing facilities for china and glass in food outlets.

 

[Mesoam]

grande caramel macchiato, extra hot with skim, no whip, extra foam

???

i typically just order a venti bold w/ a shot of flavor