News flash: Clinton delivers beatdown

[Bokeh]

Clinton, the biggest P.I.M.P. the whitehouse ever saw, recently gave a verbal beatdown to a random heckler:

"'Clinton repels park snark'

Bill Clinton fought back when he ran into a verbal mugging in Central Park.

The former President is said to have been strolling through the park with his Secret Service team recently when a man pushing a stroller taunted, "You were an embarrassment to the office of commander-in-chief."

Lakshmi Kumar, writing in Citizen Culture magazine, says she saw Clinton stop and deftly tell his heckler, "Oh, really? I think I did a helluva job.... I'll admit I misled people about my personal life. And I have even apologized for it, but I never misled the people about policy and I certainly never misled the people about going to war."

Clinton is said to have spent 45 minutes taking questions from a mostly adoring crowd, then told his detractor: "I hope your children turn out to be as perfect as you are, sir."

The group applauded and Bill walked to a nearby SUV, where, Kumar says, Sen. Hillary Clinton looked impatient. "

 

[voodoocat]

I'd say JFK was probably the biggest pimp the whitehouse has seen.

 

[Bokeh]

I'd say JFK was probably the biggest pimp the whitehouse has seen.

Hmm... possibly. I don't know though, Clinton was definitely up there. And one of the best presidents too; coincidence? I think not...

 

[JonMikal]

I'd say JFK was probably the biggest pimp the whitehouse has seen.

i'll second that one.

 

[voodoocat]

Well Clinton's affairs were grossly exaggerated by the neocons and repeated by the media... JFK had the women lined up.

 

[Bokeh]

Well Clinton's affairs were grossly exaggerated by the neocons and repeated by the media... JFK had the women lined up.

yeah plus they were better looking

ANd I agree, the Pubs were after Clinton from day one, hell or high water. He never had a chance - and yet he STILL made them look like fools!