Found the rant I posted from the first time she did this:
"Baby Girl!
No that is not Pretty Pretty!
Okay, lets start at the beginning.
I am job searching online.
Meanwhile the baby is in the living room. Decently child proofed. She had her Kiddie cartoons on and what not.
The next thing I know.
She comes waltzing in saying,
"Pretty Pretty"
I look over to see a child with Goop in her hair and not just in her hair. Like, caked in her hair.
Carting in her hand a tub of even more goop that is covered in goop.
What is this goop?? You must be wondering.
Well, let me tell you.
VASELINE
"Pretty Pretty"
Sure it was cute.
My first response was laughter.
That is until I had to clean up this mess.
And for those of you who have never experienced the joy of having to clean Massive amounts of Vaseline out of a child's hair. Let me share with you what became of the next 2 hours of my day.
So, I threw her in the shower.
I tried the baby shampoo, followed by the kids shampoo, then my shampoo,
then the body soap, then the body scrub....
In the midst of my washing my cell phone starts ringing.
"Hmm... That sounds like it is in the bathroom." I thought.
I quick checked the obvious places, Sink, trash, toilet... Not there.
So on with trying to clean the, hair of doom...
What else to try.
Then like a stroke of genius,
I remembered how my grandma used Peanut Butter to get gum out of my hair as a child.
So, peanut butter it was... Well, not so much. 'Cause now on top of oily her hair was kinda orange.
On the verge of tears, I pluck this oily, orange haired, mischief monster from the tub and call her father.
He says, "...Try Baking Soda or Dish soap..." So in that order I did just that.
NOTHING FREAKING WORKS!!!
So, I give up. Maybe is will come out in a couple of days.
So, ya wanna know where the phone turned up?
Any Guesses??"
My phone was in the foot of her Pajamas.
Edit: And another time I found my phone in the dishwasher...