Ode To The Cucumber

[zulu42]

He/she lived a long life

Not sure, but looks more like a "He".

 

[smoke665]

He/she lived a long life

Not sure, but looks more like a "He".

Given the current state of the world I make no assumptions on gender anymore.

 

[Ron Evers]

Beautiful photo. Now the bigger question is who thought up the idea of eating a raw oyster?

Someone with a really bad cold?

 

[Ron Evers]

I remember as a kid my grandfather used to absolutely hate cucumbers, and he used to say,"I will not eat anything a pig refuses to eat".I thought he was exaggerating, but one summer I dumped a bucket and a half of cucumbers over the fence and into the pigpen. The pigs came up excited, but refused to eat any of the cukes.I learned right then that my grandfather was not exaggerating. That would be the only food I have ever seen pigs refuse to eat.

My dad said there is two cubic feet of gas in one slice of cucumber.

 

[Ron Evers]

He/she lived a long life

Not sure, but looks more like a "He".

Only the female flowers bear fruit.

 

[zulu42]

I should know that

 

[willard3]

Beautiful photo. Now the bigger question is who thought up the idea of eating a raw oyster?

Certainly not the oyster................