AlanKlein80 19
Been spending a lot of time on here!
Fresh meat and old lady reminds me of the joke about the old lady who went to the butcher to buy some chop meat.
"I want to buy a pound of chop meat? How much is it" she asked the butcher.
"Well," said the butcher, "it's $4 a pound but we don;t have any left right now."
So the old lady leaves the shop walks down the street to a second butcher shop.
"Do you have a pound of chop meat and how much is it?" She asks the second butcher.
"Oh," said butcher #2. "We have plenty of chop meat and it's $5 a pound."
The old lady grimaced, "$5 a pound? The other butcher only wanted $4 a pound."
"Well," said the second butcher. "When we're out of chop meat we only charge $3 a pound!"
"I want to buy a pound of chop meat? How much is it" she asked the butcher.
"Well," said the butcher, "it's $4 a pound but we don;t have any left right now."
So the old lady leaves the shop walks down the street to a second butcher shop.
"Do you have a pound of chop meat and how much is it?" She asks the second butcher.
"Oh," said butcher #2. "We have plenty of chop meat and it's $5 a pound."
The old lady grimaced, "$5 a pound? The other butcher only wanted $4 a pound."
"Well," said the second butcher. "When we're out of chop meat we only charge $3 a pound!"