what kinda comment is it, when a patient is sitting in the waiting room, i walk out to get another patient..and this guy stands up, and says, i have been watching you, and i think you need this....and i made a copy to put in my office, of this announcement, and i immediantly thought of calliope!!
hello- welcome to the psychiatric hotline
if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you
if you have multiple personalities..please press 3,4,5,and 6
if you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are, and what you want, just stay on the line, we will trace the call...
if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the little voice in your head that will tell you the number to press..
if you are manic depressive, it doesnt matter which number you press, no one will answer.....
i fell out in the floor laughing...
the patient said, i knew you would take it well.. you never know if someone will get offended...
i said, dude, this is going world wide in 5 minutes..!!