Plans for world domination unveiled!

[Antarctican]

Are you calling him a son-of-a-Bates?

(Hmmm, that's ringing a bell. )

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I'm keeping mum.

 

[Antarctican]

In a rocking chair in the attic? In a false wall? In the freezer? What?

 

[zendianah]

Norman....... : Mother, she's just a stranger. She's hungry, and it's raining out!

 

[zendianah]

Mother, she's just a stranger"! As if men don't desire strangers! As if... ohh, I refuse to speak of disgusting things, because they disgust me! You understand, boy? Go on, go tell her she'll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with MY food... or my son! Or do I have tell her because you don't have the guts! Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy?

 

[Tangerini]

from cheese to fish to mothers harboring knives? :lmao:

 

[zendianah]

from cheese to fish to mothers harboring knives? :lmao:

2 funny!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

But a boy's best friend is his mother...

 

[Antarctican]

The boy needs better friends!

 

[Tangerini]

^^ especially if his mom wields a knife

 

[zendianah]

and sounds like this..

"NOrmmmaann its your mother"

 

[lostprophet]

MR GRIMSDALE!!

 

[zendianah]

Mr Grimsdale looks like his mother is his ONLY friend

 

[Hertz van Rental]

That's Norman Wisdom, silly.

And at this point I can reveal that my mother's maiden name was Bates. Which is probably why I once had a job as a shower salesman...

 

[zendianah]

oops. ! ^ Thanks