Plans for world domination unveiled!

[zendianah]

Hey, Anty was not referring to me here!

 

[Alex_B]

did you take a picture ?

no, she was too close to me, could not focus ...

 

[Alex_B]

actually, she is advertising this Prosecco in cans thing at the moment ...

 

[zendianah]

no, she was too close to me, could not focus ...

shut up...!! did you grab and kiss her? Just for fun? since you were that close.. why not.

 

[Alex_B]

... and so I can see her everyday on that life-size cardboard body portrait of her holding the cans ... in my local shop

just stumbled into that when shopping for wine

 

[zendianah]

... and so I can see her everyday on that life-size cardboard body portrait of her holding the cans ... in my local shop

or the life size blow up doll in your bedroom...

 

[Alex_B]

or the life size blow up doll in your bedroom...

no, anything life size and inflatable in my bedroom is shaped like the local fauna

 

[zendianah]

no, anything life size and inflatable in my bedroom is shaped like the local fauna

When you say fauna.. Do you mean goddess of fertilty?

 

[Alex_B]

When you say fauna.. Do you mean goddess of fertilty?

no, just plain animals, sheep are good for example.

 

[Antarctican]

 

[Alex_B]

guess I spent too much time in Wales :lmao:

 

[Alex_B]

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Corry Site Moderator 18,814

terri a rush hour soul 15,938

Big Mike I am Big, I am Mike 12,074

Hertz van Rental TPF Junkie! 11,091

Antarctican Used to be SnowWhite, but I drifted 10,658

Alison Swiss Army Friend 9,436

mentos_007 The Freshmaker! 9,286

lostprophet A Placebo in human form 8,428

danalec99 + 8,362

Alex_B TPF Junkie! 7,694

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I can now reveal that, whilst everyone else was otherwise occupied (probably watching oyster porn), my plans for total world domination came to fruition.
I now command the World!!! Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...etc.

Although I am in command I must confess that I am not in control (look, it takes me all my time to keep control of my bodily functions. Controlling anything else is right out), which is why the world is in a teensie bit of a mess at the moment.
So don't come snivelling to me if things ain't working out.
You're on your own.
Every man for himself.
But I call it 'free will' because it sounds better.

 

[Antarctican]

There there Hertz, don't get yourself excited. You've been off your meds for too long. Let these nice men help you to put on this nice shirt-with-the-long-sleeves-that-tie-in-the-back.

 

[Luminosity]

Dream on!
Ask those who were here about my first two months - or trawl the archives.
Anytime you want a lesson in spamming just ask. :mrgreen:

Ahh, the good ol days