Plans for world domination unveiled!

[Antarctican]

I myself am approaching the top 10 ---

(On your knees, backwards, and bowing and scraping I presume??)

 

[Antarctican]

Very true, if it had been aimed at Anti, we'd have been talking macintoshes, hob-nail boots and Brylcream

:er:

And inability to ask for directions, remember birthdays and anniversaries, refrain from emitting noxious gases, (need I go on?)

 

[Alex_B]

(On your knees, backwards, and bowing and scraping I presume??)

If you ever compared my number of posts per day with your number of posts per day, then you would see that you are doomed! It may take a while, but you cannot escape!

 

[Antarctican]

^^^ Oh dear, I see what you mean! But I need only bide my time 'til you go wandering off in the mountains somewhere and I'll regain my rightful place.

 

[Alex_B]

^^^ Oh dear, I see what you mean! But I need only bide my time 'til you go wandering off in the mountains somewhere and I'll regain my rightful place.

I can always pay the little gnomes to post under my name while I am away ...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I do believe I averaged 36 posts a day at one time. I think there is a thread in the archives where someone comments about it.
And that was when certain times there was just me on here

 

[Alex_B]

36?

it is very hard to reach that number now, since I do post for many moons now

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Quitter! And there was you claiming to be the King of Spam.

 

[Alex_B]

it is quality which counts, not quantity

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Well you've struck out on two counts there. Your only hope is to take your clothes off and go for the sympathy vote.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Well you've struck out on two counts there. Your only hope is to take your clothes off and go for the sympathy vote.

I tried that, I got more sympathy than I'd been counting on.... :er:

 

[Alex_B]

Your only hope is to take your clothes off

OK, just done that!

Now I'm waiting for the votes ...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You have my sympathy.

 

[Antarctican]

Oh my, I thought it was your plans for world domination you were unveiling, Alex, not that!

 

[ScottS]

Jeez this is going to turn into a thread like "no work association" or "ban the person in front of you" with a billion post....

here we go.