some easy math conversions

[KmH]

For all those that have trouble doing math conversions:

8 nickels? = 2 paradigms
1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche
Ratio of an igloo's circumfrence to tis diameter? = Eskimo Pi
1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microScope
Weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram
1 million aches? = 1 megahurts
The basic unit of larngitis? = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between 2 jokes? = A straight line.
1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone
2 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles
1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen
100 Senators? = Not 1 decision
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University? = 1 IV League

 

[NateWagner]

lol,

though really I think 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

 

[KmH]

You're right!

No wonder I wasn't getting the right answer.

 

[PatrickHMS]

Never mind....

lol