For all those that have trouble doing math conversions: 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche Ratio of an igloo's circumfrence to tis diameter? = Eskimo Pi 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microScope Weight an evangelist carries with God? = 1 billigram 1 million aches? = 1 megahurts The basic unit of larngitis? = 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between 2 jokes? = A straight line. 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone 2 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen 100 Senators? = Not 1 decision 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University? = 1 IV League
