Stereotypical train tracks portrait

[minicoop1985]

Stereotypical tracks shot by longm1985, on Flickr

Noticed a trend on Facebook of some particularly awful and emo fauxtographers from my area (they're terrible-as in worse than me-and have never had repeat business between the three of them, but they know EVERYTHING and are SO MUCH BETTER than ANY of us, as they say), all they do for senior portraits are horribly lit train tracks shots obviously done with the pop-up flash, so here's my imitation.

 

[Designer]

You should have used the built-in flash.

 

[D-B-J]

Ha! Your sarcasm is appreciated.

 

[minicoop1985]

You should have used the built-in flash.

I should have. I TRIED to get my speedlight aimed to fool the casual observer.

 

[xzyragon]

Stereotypical tracks shot by longm1985, on Flickr

Noticed a trend on Facebook of some particularly awful and emo fauxtographers from my area (they're terrible-as in worse than me-and have never had repeat business between the three of them, but they know EVERYTHING and are SO MUCH BETTER than ANY of us, as they say), all they do for senior portraits are horribly lit train tracks shots obviously done with the pop-up flash, so here's my imitation.

*checks to see if i'm on your facebook*

 

[minicoop1985]

No, you're WAY better than they are... I'm not kidding. Think noise, motion blur, cut off heads, and the $20 CL Special.