Stupid things to do....

[Corry]

#1: Leave your name signed onto TPF when Joe is around. See signature for proof. :er:

 

[GoM]

#2 - Hump somebody else's dog

 

[EBphotography]

#3: Spam the TPF forums.

 

[PlasticSpanner]

#4 steal Noahs dummy when he's in a bad mood! :blackeye:

 

[GoM]

#5 - Be halfway through pasta before realising that you don't have a strainer, a wooden spoon or parmesan cheese

 

[Xmetal]

#6 - Driving 20mins down the road to get fuel only to realise you've left your wallet at home which contains your licence and your money...plus there's a police car at the service station you stop at. :shock:

 

[PlasticSpanner]

#7 - (If you're a guy) Going for a pee without washing your hands after applying "Deep Heat"! :shock:

 

[Becky]

#8 - (If you're a gal) Using Natural Source Mint shower gel, just trust me on that one.

 

[Andrea K]

#9 Locking yourself in your car in freezing degree weather. (It's my stupidest thing to date)

 

[Oldfireguy]

#7. Ouch!

 

[duncanp]

#10, going to a photo opp 100 miles away and forgetting memory card and battery!

 

[Efergoh]

#12 Be home alone and halfway through pounding out a deuce then realize you are out of toilet paper.

 

[Luminosity]

#12 Be home alone and halfway through pounding out a deuce then realize you are out of toilet paper.

Do what my ex used to do in those tough times, have a shower afterwards

 

[Alison]

#13 Having coffee from Burger King.

 

[ShutteredEye]

#14 mix up "kindred spirit" with "soulmate" in the going away card of a very good looking young coworker when your very jealous wife is at the going away party.

(Did I mention, now exwife?)