The Girls of TPF

[JackandSally]

Finally a shot of two pu...oh never mind...creepy guy is creepy...

Pretty kitties....

This reminded me of a wonderful song about a cat.

My ***** cat was scratching out on my back door
Scratched so long poor ***** got sore
Sore *****..ooohhhh
Sore..***** ooohhh
Just a friendly little cat

My ***** cat was sittin on the front step
Sat so long poor ***** got wet
Wet *****...ohhhhh
Sore, wet..*****
Just a friendly little cat

My ***** cat was playing out on the back lot
Played so long poor ***** got hot
Hot *****..ohhhh
Sore, wet, hot...*****..
Just a friendly little cat

My ***** cat was rocking in the rocking chair
Rocked so long he lost his hair
Bald *****...ohhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald...*****
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor and I out at the clothes line
I said to my neighbor won't you look at mine
My *****..oohhhhhh
Sore, wet, hot, bald *****
Just a friendly little cat

My neighbor stole my kitty
But I did see
I said to my neighbor set my ***** free
Free *****
Sore, wet, hot, bad free *****
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

 

[JackandSally]

Guess TPF gods don't realize that I'm talking about a cat... not a woman's.... ummmm... "special spot"

 

[thetrue]

Why no topless photos here like our thread has?

here ya go:

Zoe by cmwrenn3, on Flickr

This was taken at Mardi Gras I presume?

 

[mishele]

Is it me, or does this sound just a little creepy.

Umm, it's not just you. Where's Mishele to weigh in on this?

Not in my closet...no need to go in there anyways...just stay out of the closet...she isn't in there

You know what's creepy, AgentDrex wearing a flower print strapless dress telling you to get into a closet!!

 

[thetrue]

Is it me, or does this sound just a little creepy.

Umm, it's not just you. Where's Mishele to weigh in on this?

Not in my closet...no need to go in there anyways...just stay out of the closet...she isn't in there

You know what's creepy, AgentDrex wearing a flower print strapless dress telling you to get into a closet!!

I wish I could like this 5 more times HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[runnah]

I've heard the supporting members )) nsfw forum is just rife with nude tpf members. Sign up today!

 

[unpopular]

^^ it's not.

mostly corny, poorly executed pinups. it was a huge disappointment.

I'm pretty sure though if mish ever subscribed, membership would sky rocket; fueled by wishful thinking. Maybe TPF should sponsor her...

 

[runnah]

Thank you for saving me $20...I mean I was going to sign up to show my support.

 

[AgentDrex]

You know what's creepy, AgentDrex wearing a flower print strapless dress telling you to get into a closet!!

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose

 

[unpopular]

I have no idea how I'm a supporting member. I left for a few months, and came back and suddenly I was.

I'm thinking it was Lightspeed. I remember him threatening to do something like that.

 

[runnah]

Nothing gets my wallet open quicker than the promise of amateur nudity and good burritos.

 

[JackandSally]

You know what's creepy, AgentDrex wearing a flower print strapless dress telling you to get into a closet!!

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose

Totally just choked. Thank you.

 

[AgentDrex]

Make that two of us...

 

[purple_jewels]

Nothing gets my wallet open quicker than the promise of amateur nudity and good burritos.

Why can't we like from phones?!? This is me liking LIKE oh and I also like the topless whip topping hugging it out idea but could not comment there they have closed that thread lol

 

[unpopular]

Oh man. That thread was EPIC.