Tips for the Ladies

[Antarctican]

Tips for the Ladies....​

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b!tch has everything.​

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.​

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila​

4. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).​

5. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your true personality.​

6. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.​

7. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it all by myself.​

8. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing, and makes you walk funny.​

9. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade. And then mix it with vodka.​

10. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!​

 

[Alex_B]

10. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!​

Do I have to be afraid ?

 

[Antarctican]

Perhaps. But you seem to move around a lot, so your reputation likely won't catch up with you!

 

[Alex_B]

umph ... no further comment

 

[Freddeh]

One in every area code, innit?

 

[Tangerini]

hmm as for #3 do think it's alright to substitute margaritas? I don't think I'm allowed straight tequila any longer

 

[Alex_B]

tequila suicide: sniff the salt in your nose, put the wedge of lime on your eyes .. then gulp it down .. don't cry