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vixenta

Hands Off Me Haggis!
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so, this would be actual label instructions on consumer goods :mrgreen:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary.
Details inside.

On a bar of Dove soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on box bottom):
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
 
hey i just type...you do the imagination, can't blame me *gives the old halo a polish and puts it back on*
 
hehehe. good stuff. :lol:

If you like that sort of thing, then you'll probably like www.engrish.com It's some seriously funny mistranslations from japanese to english...so that it becomes engRish. hehehe.

I'm sorry, i love this stuff, coz my city is over run with japanese tourists, so I see this everday too!

Example:
great-wall-sign.jpg
 
:biglaugh:

Vicky thats great, love it :)

I've been to engrish in the past quite often, its so amusing. Thanks for reminding me, not been there for a while :)
 

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