Women's emancipation...for the single woman

[Corry]

*found on another forum

Once upon a time

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In a land far far away,


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A beautiful, independent,

Self-assured princess


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Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating ecological issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond

In a verdant meadow near her castle.


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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

And said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


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One kiss from you, however,

And I will turn back

Into the dapper, young prince that I am


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And then, my sweet, we can marry


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And set up housekeeping in your castle


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With my mother,


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Where you can prepare my meals,


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Clean my clothes, bear my children,


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And forever feel


Grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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As the princess dined sumptuously

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On lightly sauteed frog legs

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Seasoned in a white wine

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And onion cream sauce,

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She chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't f------ think so.​

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Somebody doesn't understand gender role assignment very well now do they?

 

[Corry]

Somebody doesn't understand gender role assignment very well now do they?

:er: layball:

Do I have to hurt you tonight? Cuz I will. I don't care if it's going on 2am, I can still whoop some butt at this hour.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

You say the nicest things - normally I'd have to pay for that sort of attention

 

[Corry]

 

[The_Traveler]

Where you can prepare my meals,
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
And forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "

Someone doesn't understand that this is 2007 not 1957

Or maybe it is, in Corrieland.

 

[Corry]

Someone doesn't understand that this is 2007 not 1957

Or maybe it is, in Corrieland.

So...what exactly is that supposed to mean?

 

[The_Traveler]

That 'modern' marriages don't universally come with society's expectation that the female does all the cooking, cleaning and child raising. It did in 1957 but not now.

That particular frog has been dead for a while.

 

[lostprophet]

Nurse, we have a bad case of sense of humour failure









































:greenpbl::lmao:

 

[Corry]

Nurse, we have a bad case of sense of humour failure









































:greenpbl::lmao:

You're right, doctor, whatever shall we do?

 

[lostprophet]

Here is a dollar, $1.00
quick take it to the local joke shop and buy a new one

 

[ignoramoose]

That 'modern' marriages don't universally come with society's expectation that the female does all the cooking, cleaning and child raising. It did in 1957 but not now.

That particular frog has been dead for a while.

 

[lostprophet]

Ariel is a babe!!!!

 

[Corry]

Ariel is a babe!!!!

Sorry bub, she's cartoon jailbait.

 

[doenoe]

there are like 6 pretty ladies there and he pics the one with a fishtail........sometimes i really think you are a bit weird, Andy