A guy is walking round the supermarket & bumps into another guy looking up & down the aisles. "you lost something?" he asks the man. "Yeah, my wife" "So have I! What does yours look like?" The second guy replies " Well she's 19, 6 feet tall, blonde, slim & she's wearing red hot pants and a white vest top. What does yours look like?" "Sod mine" the first guys says. "Lets look for yours!"