Why is it the word "squat" sprang to mind immediately. And "fat"???
"Quack!" next...
I like this one very much (taken at the same time as when you took the photo of the crow? The droplets look quite similar to those on the crow's plumage), but I am not sure the subject himself would like to see him like this if you showed him the pic. He might get to think "Must lose weight --- MUST lose weight at once!"