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[Corry]

Knot!

Oh, so now you're bringing ropes into it...you are kinky.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Actually I'm trying to unkink.
I'm also in a bit of a bind and have lost all rope of ever getting free.
Perhaps if I tied up some loose ends....
Frayed this thread is unravelling... etc...

(How you doing with that cream? And I think I may have sat on one of your cherries. Icky.)

 

[Rob]

A piece of string walks into a bar...

 

[anicole]

A piece of string walks into a bar...

I'm a frayed knot!!!



that's my all-time favorite clean joke ... next to what did one hot dog say to the other?

 

[Rob]

Hey Frank

Horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"

 

[anicole]

Hey Frank

Horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"

What's the most musical part on your body?

You nose ... you can pick it and blow it!



Hey Rob ... where are the vamp shots?

 

[Rob]

Hey Rob ... where are the vamp shots?

I've sadly been too busy with other stuff. They're coming, believe me!

Rob

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What's the most musical part on your body?

You nose ... you can pick it and blow it!

I've just thought of a part you can twang.
And one you can pluck.





And there's nothing like a quick pluck....

 

[tmpadmin]

I've just thought of a part you can twang.
And one you can pluck.





And there's nothing like a quick pluck....

plucka plucka, twang twang plucka plucka, twang twang

Kinda has a backwoods hick sound to it. Hillbilly if you will. Where's the moonshine!?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Where's the moonshine!?

Close to where the sun shines from?

 

[tmpadmin]

I would say it was 2" from true love.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I would say it was 2" from true love.

If we're both talking about the same place then that perineum belongs on an elephant




**Oops! Thought you said 2'

 

[JTHphoto]

photogoddess got to the AZ flag before i could, so i'll use this one for now...

 

[surfingfireman]

Anyone know what country this flag is? I was born there....

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Anyone know what country this flag is? I was born there....

Legoland?