Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by ferny, Jan 16, 2005.
I'm bored and feel *thrrrp*.
Cheer me up please. :|
I was trying to. But the kit only came with one arm and three legs. I sent it back to the shop.
hey some people like that!
Here's a simple joke to start off with. Hope it wont suffer too bad from translation
A very simple and uneducated redneck walks into the electronics store and asks the salesman: "Do you sell color TVs"?
The salesman eagerly replies: "Yes, sir, of course we do! Wide selection here!"
So the redneck tells him: "Good, give me a green one!"
I suggest you book a plane ticket to NH, USA...I have plenty of cleaning to do that could keep you busy for hours :mrgreen:
Here's another joke:
A mother is writing a letter to her son who is in prison: "Ever since they've sent you to prison the house has been in disrepair, the garden hasnt been dug up or fertilized, the potatoes havent been planted, I dont know what to do!"
The son replies to her: "Dear mother! Do NOT dig in the garden! I've burried something there that will get you in prison and that will get me a few more years tacked on!"
A while later the mother replies: "After receiving your last letter, a few policemen came in and were looking for something in the garden, dug everything up, didnt find anything. They cursed a lot then left."
The son replies: "Dear mother! I helped you the best I could! Plant the potatoes yourself!"
I'd love to but I'd only end up making you feel *thrrrp* :? *thrrrp* :| *thrrrp* as well.
Oh, what's the time there right now Chase?
6Pm central is 4 Pacific, and it's 2:40 right now, so another hour and a half!
Well ferny... since you've got that tank on the way, have you shot a roll of film yet, so it'll be ready to develop when it all gets there? Get shooting! hmm what else...
Got any dvds to watch? we just got the Kids in the Hall, Season 1, so we've been killing lots of time with that....
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