German for the beginners :)

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  1. mentos_007

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    Hi! My dad attends German classes and this is what he was given y=today morning. Read carefully to the very end and... enjoy the beauty of German tongue :):

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    German for the beginners
    As most of you know German is pretty easy. The person who knows a bit of latin and tenses is used to koniugazion, and memorizes it without any problems. This is, after all, what claim most of the teachers after the very first lesson. Then all the der, des, den,dem, die, starts and we hear that everything is logical so.. it's easy.
    At the beggining we buy a beautiful class book, like those printed in Dortmund and tells us about customs of Hottentotten tribe. The book says that cangaroos (Beutelratten) are chased and kept in cages (Koffer) with plait (Lattengitter) to keep an eye on them. The gases are called "cages from a plait" (Lattengitterkoffer) and if it contains a cangaroo it is called Beutelrattenlattengitterkoffer.

    Once upon a time, Hottentotten stop a killer Attentater, who is thought to be a killer of his mother Mutter from hottentotten (Hottentottenmutter), a mother of a fool (Stottertrottel. This mother in German is called: HottentottenStottertrottelMutter and her killer is called HottentottenStottertrottelMutterAttentater.

    The police catches the killer and puts him in a cangaroo cage (Beutelrattenlattengitterkoffer), but he escapes. So the searching starts. The knight from the tribe runs up to the leader and says:
    - I caught the killer! (Attentatter)
    - Yes? Which one? - the leader asks.
    -BeutelrattenlattengitterkofferAttentatter - replies the knight.
    -What?! The killer who is in a cage for cangaroos from the plait?
    -Yes sir. the HottentottenStottertrottelMutterAttentater (killer of a hottentoten mother of a foolish son).
    -Ahhh yes, of course, naturlich! you should say it at the beginning that you caught HottentottenStottertrottelMutterBeutelrattenlattengitterkofferAttentatter

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    Baaaahahahahahahahaha. :lmao:

    Genau!
     
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    Wha??? Who??? Where??? Those are some looong weird words!
     
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    I wish my German lessons were as interesting as that. Ich Hei├če Peter. Ich habe blaue Augen. Ihre Mutter riecht und ist fett.
    *shudders with memories*
     
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    What!? Did I hear someone say Bier ? :cheers:
     
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    Nah ja! Naturlich. Aber unsere Polnishe bier ist besser :) Genau Genau :)
     
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    Beer??? No beer. Don't forget it's margarita madness at our house tonight! ;) :drunk:
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    yah! that is delicious!!!!
    and their commercials are neat :)
     
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    Eine flasche Bier bitte, wo ist der fussball Stadion ?

    that's all I need ;)
     
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  12. MDowdey

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    all i know is german and polish accents are HOT.

    that is all.
     

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