Groan alonga Hertz.

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  1. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    My sons and I have just been having one of our silly ten minutes (we've always had them and just because they are now both bigger than me we see no reason to stop).
    We got to remembering all the silly jokes that were around when they were much younger. They are still funny - even though they make you groan.
    As this place needs cheering up I thought I'd share. If you feel downcast, disipirited, disheartened or just plain miserable... just you wait 'till you've read these.

    Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A: No idea.

    Q: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
    A: Still no idea.

    Q: What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
    A: Edward.

    Q: What do you call a man with two planks on his head?
    A: Edward Woodward.

    Q: What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
    A: Doug.

    Q: What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
    A: Douglas.

    Q: What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?
    A: Cliff.

    Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
    A: Lilly.

    Q: What do you call a man with a banana stuck in each ear?
    A: Anything you like - he can't hear you!


    Subscribe to TPF or I shall continue. I'm not allowed in the Subscribers Forum so it's the one place you can escape to. Besides, it's full of scantily clad mods.*





    *Well, Chase is in there wearing just a thong at the moment but one or two of the mod-ettes are looking awfully warm. They may take off their overcoats any minute...
     
  2. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    wow, um...i think i missed the memo about chase and the thong...:)

    md
     
  3. photogoddess

    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    Dammit Hertz... You're not supposed to tell them that you turned the heat ray on and the females are disrobing and swaying to the cheesy strip music. :oops: That's for the subscriber forum only. :sexywink:
     
  4. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    something smells like armpits in here.
     
  5. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    That'll be my socks. I really should wash them more than once a year...
     
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    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    You two are vile! :puke:

    :lol:
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Thank you. We work hard at it.
     
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    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    I know you do. Lucky for you two, we love you anyways. :hugs:

    Now... off to the bath with you both.
     
  9. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I'm not going if MD is going to keep asking me to pick up the soap like he did last year.
    And I seem to remember you promised to scrub my back.
     
  10. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    hahha....pick up that soap i dropped hertz!!! pick it up now! :)





    md
     
  11. fadingaway1986

    fadingaway1986 I Burn Easily :(

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    freaks
     
  12. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Wow...have a busy day and then come back to find stuff like this! :lol:
     

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